Sunday, February 14, 2010

Best Fucking Up Against Wall











Best Group Sex










Best Kiss











Best Make-Up Sex








Best Oral Sex











Best Sex in Public/Outdoor Sex










Best Slash











Best Tie Me Up and Fuck Me











Best Use of Food in Sex











Best Vamp Sex






Best Wank









Boy in the Red Sweater by Starrynytex
Caravaggio by meimei42


Best "Yes! They Finally Did It!"









Most Creative Position or Most Original Lemon











Sweetest Sex Nominees











Special Awards







from Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76

"sin and fuck and heaven all rolled into one"

I opened my mouth on her without any hesitation for the very first time. With a loud growl that shook the both of us, I lapped hungrily at her, dragging my tongue against her soft folds repeatedly. She tasted like sin and fuck and heaven all rolled into one. I couldn't stay in one place, each part of her tasting better than the last. I sucked her juices from her, burying my face as deep as I could, moving back and forth from her clit to her opening. I slid my tongue deep inside of her, tasting the mixture of our flavors blended together and knowing that there would never be another taste in all of existence to top it.



from Hints of Me by 22blue

“I hope you like it. Would you mind halving a few of those oranges for the juice while I finish these?” he asked.

“I don’t mind at all.” The mood, my mood, had gotten lighter and things between Edward and I had gone back to where they were – to where they were supposed to be.

I stood on the other side of the island and began to cut an orange while he flipped the omelet with ease. The smell of fresh citrus along with what he had been preparing floated in the kitchen. I sucked the sweet juice of the orange from my thumb and looked at Edward at the same time he turned to look at me. I let my thumb linger in my mouth a beat longer than normal, teasing him.

“They’re very ripe… and juicy,” I said, shrugging coolly.

Edward’s mouth opened slightly, his tongue traced his bottom lip. “Can I have a taste?”

“Mm hm.” He walked around the island to stand behind me.

I stuck two of my fingers in a sliced orange - droplets of liquid speckling the counter - and touched his bottom lip, slowly inserting my fingers into his mouth. Edward closed his lips around my fingers, sucking the juice from them. He gradually took my fingers from his mouth and leaned in, plunging his tongue into my mouth and languidly swirled it against mine.

Edward reached behind me, his erection pushing into my stomach as his body pressed against mine, and picked up a whole orange.

“They are ripe,” he said, his voice low and raspy, and he rolled the orange between my breasts with his palm. Edward grazed his fingertips over my hard nipple; I could feel the heat from his fingers through the thin fabric of my sweater and bra. He slid the orange with his other hand down my stomach until he reached the point between my legs and rolled it in slow circles - I ached for him. I always ached for him when we were together.

“I shouldn’t even bother to wear clothes around you,” I said, peeling off my sweater. Edward unfastened my pants as I unbuttoned his shirt. “The eggs are going to get cold,” I said as we undressed each other.

“Fuck the eggs.” Edward swept my hair off of my shoulder and sucked at the nape of my neck. He picked up an open orange and traced it along my bottom lip, licking the juice that dripped onto my chin. I braced myself against the counter as he squeezed the orange over my collarbone, the nectar trickling down my chest.

“Does it taste good?” I asked as he ran his tongue along my breasts.

“Mm hmm… so good.” Edward knelt, spreading me with his thumbs and licked my wetness with the flat of his tongue. My knees buckled from his touch and heat raced through my veins. This man’s tongue should be bronzed. “But this tastes even better,” he said with a low voice.

I closed my eyes, gripping the counter tightly as his mouth massaged me.

Edward entered me with his fingers, curling them slowly against my walls as he sucked my clit.

“Harder, Edward, suck harder,” I panted.

Picking up another half of an orange, I squeezed it along my pelvis, the juice dripping down my legs and over my pubic bone. Edward tilted his head back slightly, the tip of his tongue still touching me, and I wiped the liquid from my pelvis onto his tongue.

He continued to work my clit with his mouth, my orgasm building, my muscles tightening, my body trembling.

“Edward, I’m going to come,” I said breathlessly.

He moaned loudly, the vibrations from his lips sending me over the edge. My body shook, his fingers moved faster and I yelled indiscernible sounds and half-words as my climax peaked.

Edward grabbed his shirt from the floor and wiped me from his mouth. “I want to fuck you,” he said, standing.

Shaking my head, I said, “I need to taste you first.” A smile ghosted over his lips as I took the last orange half and squeezed it over his stomach. I knelt in front of him and grasped the base of his cock with my hand, licking the juice that ran over him.

I put the tip of it in my mouth and sucked softly, grazing it with my teeth. Edward laced his fingers through my hair and guided my head back and forth.

“Your mouth feels so good on me,” he said and I looked up toward him. “Take me all the way in.”

My hands gripped his hips and I greedily took all of him into my mouth, the tip of his cock touching the back of my throat.

“Jesus... you feel so fucking good, baby.” I wrapped my tongue around his length, moving my head back and forth under the guide of his hands, and sucked harder.

The muscles of his backside flexed and tightened as I dug my fingertips into them, his hips moving a little faster. I moaned with him in my mouth, hoping the vibrating feeling would have the same effect on him as it did me… It did.

His cock pulsated, releasing drops of his warm, salty liquid. Edward grunted, his body tensed, and his grip in my hair tightened. “Yes… fuc-… God,” he muttered. He came in heavy spurts and I hungrily swallowed everything.

I rose, kissing him softly along his stomach, tasting the orange from his skin, and kept on until I reached his neck. Edward wrapped his arms around me and I laid my head on his chest.

Voting

Voting for the 2010 Winter Golden Lemon Awards is Now Closed. We had 1198 total votes! Thanks to everyone who voted.

Winter 2010 Golden Lemon Awards Categories

The Categories for the Winter 2010 Golden Lemon Awards are listed below:

Best Buttsecks

Best Cherry Pop

Best Cockblock

Best Dirty Talk

Best Dry Hump

Best Fucking in Water

Best Fucking Up Against Wall

Best Group Sex

Best Kiss

Best Make-Up Sex

Best Oral Sex

Best Sex in Public/Outdoor Sex

Best Slash

Best Tie Me Up and Fuck Me

Best Use of Food in Sex

Best Vamp Sex

Best Wank

Best "Yes! They Finally Did It!"

Most Creative Position or Most Original Lemon

Sweetest Sex


With Special Awards for:

Description of Jizz or Pussy Flavor
Best Use of OJ in a Lemon
Lifetime Achievement in Smut


We'll be opening up nominations for new Categories in the Summer. Be sure to sign up for updates!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Winter 2010 Golden Lemon Awards Nominees

Finally, after much tabulating, validating, and lemonating, here are the nominees for the 2010 Winter Golden Lemon Awards:

Best Buttsecks

A Life Extraordinary by LolaShoes
Emancipation Proclamation Outtake by kharizzmatik
I Get Off by britpacksuccubus
The Office Outtake by tby789
The Submissive by tarasueme

Best Cherry Pop

Age of Consent by LittleSecret84
Breathe Me by afragilelittlehuman
Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatik
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona
Mr Horrible by algonquinrt

Best Cockblock

Closer by teambella23
Eight Days a Week by 107yearoldvirgin
First Edition by Lambcullen
Show and Don't Tell by brits23
The Effect of Fondness by DeeDreamer

Best Dirty Talk


Best Dry Hump

Tilt by lambcullen
Picture Windows by nerac
The List by LauraACullen
My Yes, My No by lolashoes
Withering the Ferns by angstgoddess003

Best Fucking in Water

Bits and Pieces by LolaShoes
Help Wanted by jaxon22
Landscapes by lambcullen
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul
The Trip Home by MsKathy

Best Fucking Up Against Wall

6 Degrees of Separation by Saewood
Laid Bare by brits23
Renfield and Chiclets by katinki
The Submissive by tarasueme
You Know What You Are by Shalu

Best Group Sex


Best Kiss

How to Save a Life by unholy.obsession
Rhapsody by annanabanana
The Beauty Within by afragilelittlehuman
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73
Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003

Best Make-Up Sex


Comuppance by GoldenMeadow
Deconstructing Dracula by hmonster04
Faking It by Spanglemaker
Sex Everday Keeps the Doctor Away by smmiskimen
The Dominant by tarasueme

Best Oral Sex

A Life Extraordinary by LolaShoes
Dead Confederates by GoldenMeadow
I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked by marve and wish_girl
Seismic Hazards by mac214
Yes, Mistress by MsKathy

Best Sex in Public/Outdoor Sex

Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by hunterhunting
Consequencias by Gustariana
I Get Off by britpacksuccubus
Library Rendezvous by antiaol
The Dominant by tarasueme

Best Slash

Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned
Over the top by starfish422
The Trip Home Prequels by MsKathy
All I Ever Knew by manyafandom
Marked by Whitlock-Masen

Best Tie Me Up and Fuck Me

A Life Extraordinary by LolaShoes
Into the Grey House by pdd912
Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon
The Anonymous Series by SinShameGuilt
The Training by tarasueme


Best Use of Food in Sex


A Life Extraordinary by LolaShoes
Careless Whispers by CullenBanger9
Forbidden Desires by IslandWoman221
Holding Out for You by ObsessingOverEdward
The Arrangement by manyafandom

Best Vamp Sex

Acts of Endless Forgiveness by EliseShaw
A Life Extraordinary by LolaShoes
Embodiment by cullen312
My Yes, My No by LolaShoes
The Worst of Weather by YellowGlue

Best Wank

Boy in the Red Sweater by Starrynytex
Caravaggio by meimei42
Eye Contact by Silver Sniper of Night
Facebook Friends by the greenpuma
His Personal Assistant by NorthernLights17

Best "Yes! They Finally Did It!"

A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153
Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by hunterhunting
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow
The Lost Boys by hwhimsey
Vanity and Patience by Achelle131

Most Creative Position or Most Original Lemon

Sweetest Sex

Carlisle and Esme: How the Love Story Began by TwiliteAddict
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward
Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatik
Sex Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away by smmiskimen
With Teeth by TalulaBlue

Thursday, February 4, 2010

COMING soon (twss)

Voting WILL be up today, we are still validating and should be done soon. Thanks!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Nominees are Being Validated!

The lemons are being validated!  We know how much you want to see the nominees and we are anxious to share with you.  The voting should open up some time tomorrow-we are working as hard and as fast as we can (twss)!



We'd like to thank our validators:
apolloandbaby
beans827
IHateCleanBreaks
HeatherDawn
HookaShewz
KeepingUpWiththeKids
Kikikinz
Legna
MrsAC
mozzer0906
Profitina
secamimom
SingleStrand
TSW_913
TwiSherry
Viola Cornuta

We also thank everyone who took on the insanely tedious process of nominating.  We love you!


In the meantime, please enjoy this lovely video:


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xoxox~

bsmog & kassiah

Friday, January 1, 2010

About Golden Lemon Awards



A few months ago, Twitter was all aflutter with people discussing good choices for lemons, like Best Description of Pussy Flavor, Best Nipple Licking, and Best Dry Humping.  We decided that we'd like to give out Awards for categories like that:  Awards based on Lemons, or Limes, or almost-smexin'.  So, Golden Lemon Awards was born.

Our mission is to recognize excellence in smoldering smut, liquid hot lemons, molten hotness, whatever you wanna call it.  We promise a fair, unbiased awards program that we hope you enjoy.

~xoxo~
Bsmog and Kassiah

Winners

Winners will be announced here, on The Fictionators, and on PervPack Smut Shack on Valentines' Day, February 14!
 

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